This pre-order is for in-person pickup in Denver (like at the release party).
 
Community is cuisine when humanity is on the menu.
 
BigBad City is beige and bland. So are its residents, though they must be tasty since the death rate is glaringly conspicuous. Frightening supernatural creatures frolic about the metropolis feasting on mundane residents like it’s 2-for-1 night at the all human buffet.
 
Robin Bennett, a middling regional actor, is transported to this world and must find a way to survive game-like life posing as a pitifully-powered mall Santa. All he wants is to get home and abandon the demoralizing realization that he’s not cut out to survive there on his own. The game — or maybe it’s his own pickled psyche — keeps leading him to make bad decisions, like… repeatedly.
 
Such as bedding down with a literal smoking-hot incubus and his succubus sister is okay, right? Probably not, but it’s the only item on his plate. So hiding out with them in the suburbs seems like a solid plan until wereThings, undead things and angels from on-f***ing-high come calling.
 
Surely he won’t succumb to the age-old axiom — “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” — right? He won’t have to become a monster, riiight? Not when his actual humanity is on the line.  Riiiiiight??? 
 
Nah, everything’s totally fine.
 
A rollicksome urban fantasy for readers who think litRPG isn’t for them.